04/28/17: it’s my birthday. and i deleted my deviantart account. on april first this year, i changed all my deviations to this:
going out with a bang.
i know, i know. i am an inspiration to everyone around me. all hail misha collins.
remember kids, if you’re going to do something, do your best to make it exciting. try not to live your life too miserably.
when you introduce your friend to another friend, and they realize that they’re totally in the same fandoms, so you try to follow their conversation like you know what the frick is going on and wish that you’d practiced your fake laugh a bit more.
i wrote a four paged argumentative essay on how we should get rid of the penny.
i’d elaborate on the subject but it wouldn’t make cents.
because the u.s. mint could save ~$53 million if they just got rid of the penny alone.
join the revolution.
when your life is going great and you’re making straight As but reality has to kick you in the ass and tell you that your procrastinating skills are getting out of control and you’ve worn the same black skinny jeans for two whole weeks but to keep your happy optimistic attitude™ you brush it aside because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
why call them tea parties when you can call them parteas, amirite?
me: i’m going to be productive today! no procrastinating! right to work! we’ve got a busy day ahead of us!!
[two hours pass]